1

# 4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

2

# Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,

?

NO SPACE
.
.
No SPACE


3

#


Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
.
.
.
.
baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!


4

New prices 4 student in KFC

Pizzza Rs/=20

Chicken Rs/=10

Burger Rs/= 5

Lakin aap phir b nhi kha sakty q k aap k pas tu sms k liye b paise nhi hoty.


5

Is matlb ki dyna mai kun kisi ka hota hai

Sms b wohi karta hai jis ka pakage free hota hai

Per ye bat b such hai yaro

Kanjuso k liye tu free b mehnga hota hai.


6

# D E K H O

S O C H O

G H O R R

K A R O

O R

Y A A D K A R O


L a s t S M S K a b K y a T h a!
.
.
.

Khud he Sharam se Doob maro gay.


7


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_! !_ ,



Is k pait pe bandhi jacket dekh rahy ho

shrafat se sms bhejo nhi tu ye khudkush

hamla awar tumhary mobile ko dhamake se

ura dega.


8

Rooth gaye hamare sub chahney wale

Rooth gaye hamy sub manany wale

Ab tu mobile b hum se pochta hai

K kahan chup gaye tujhko wo har roz SMS karne wale!


9

Send me msg on these time

Morning: 6AM to 12PM

Noon: 12PM to 4PM

Evening: 4PM to 8PM

Night: 8PM to 6AM

Baki time tang mat karna parhna hota hai.

10

# 2 rishto se chalti hai zindagi
1 kushi or 1 ghum
2 logon se mehekti hai dosti
1 aap or 1 hum

Dekhna aur gehri hogi ye dosti
Agar sms karte rahe
10 aap or 1 hum.

11

# Marny Per Humain Janet Mily Ya na Mily,
Yeh Hawa Ye Fiza Mily Ya Na Mily.
SMS kerny Main KAnjosi Na Ker Mere Dost,
Ooper Ja Ker Network Mily YA na Mily..!


12

# Jan le Ker Hum Jaan Diya Nahi Kerty
Hum bn Kisi K pechy Jaia Nahi Kerty
Muhabet HE to Khud a Ker Izhar Ker
SMS le Ker Hum SMS Kiya Nahi Kert..!


13

# Qayamat tak yaad keren gay,
Aapki her baat per aitbaar kerengy,
Aapko SMS kerne ka nahi kehengy,
Par aapke SMS ka intazaar kerengy.


14

# Saray gawahon ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay huye,
Ye adaalat dafa 420 k tehat msg parhny waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm main,

Kanjus qarar deti hai.


15

Is had tak hame sataya mat karo!

Jaan bhooj kar bhool jaya mat karo!

Jab hum ek sms kr diya karen!

Phir apne sms ka intezar karwaya mat karo.


16

Agar main aapko SMS bhejta hon to iska ye matlab nahi hai k
Aap bhi mujhe SMS bhejen.
Aap mujhe
Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruits, Pizza, Cards, Perfume
Bhi bhej sakte hian.


17

#

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_/|:|\_
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MAin SubhA sE yAhAn Bethe kisi BuS yA TrAiN ka nahi BaLkE aAP K sMs kA IntEzAr kAr rahe hon.



18

KEY PAD

1.,' 2ABC 3DEF

4GHI 5JKL 6MNO

7PQRS 8TUV 9WXYZ

*+ 0 #

Ye lo keypad bheja hai
Mobile khud khred lo
or phir
Muje SMS kro


19

# NEW SMS LAW:

National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7, according to which changing or altering a SMS msg B4 forwarding it is illegal
Ministry SMS msgs
Preserve SMS act 7.


20

# 1 stone is enough, to break a glass

1 sentence is enough, to break a heart

1 second is enough, to fall in love

1 sms is enough, to keep in touch.

1

Koi kare yaad tu usey yaad kijiye,

Dil ka pegham dai tu kabool kijiye,

Her sms ka jawab zaroori nhi daina,

Magar humne aapko yaad kiya ouka jawab tu dijiye!

2

# Ae meray "ALLAH"
her Kanjoos MakhiChoos ko
Sms receieve karne ke saath saath
Send karne ki Taufeeq dena.

3
# Na Message,
Na Phone,
Na Picture,
Na Tone,
Bane Phirte ho "DON"

Jab number liya tha to kehte thay ke roz karein gay Sms aur ab kehte ho.

"Hum Aap Ke Hein Kon"

4

# Bila waje kisi ko Sataya nahi karte
Had se ziyada kisi ko Rulaya nahi karte,
Jis ki Saanse chalti hon aap ke SMS se,
Un ko apne SMS ke liye tarpaya nahi karte..

5
# Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye,

Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye,

Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab,

Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye.

6

Aarzu me tere diwany ho gaye,

Tujhe dost banaate or begaane ho gaye,

Kar de ab ek SMS is nacheez ko,

Tri b bakwas parhe zamany ho gaye!!!

Hahahaha..

7

# Koi msg nai koi khabar nai,
Tumhain shayad dost ki koi fikar nahi,
Hum to yaad kerte hain tumhain har saans k sath,
Tumhain shayad hamari saanso ki koi qadar nahi.

8

# Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.

9



10# Sub dost bewafa ho gye,

Hum apne mobile se khafa ho gye,

1 sms tu kar do zaalim wrna,

Duniya samjhe gi aap duniya se DaFA hogye:

10

# Ye jo hai na,

Ye jo aapke hath main hai,

Jo abhi aapke hath main hai,

Sirf SMS parhne k liye he nahi hai, SMS karne k liye bhi hai..


11

# Roshni de kar doob jana koi suraj se seekhe,

Dil de kar dard lena koi hum se seekhe,

Kuch na de kar dil lena koi un se seekhe,

SMS le kar reply na dena
koi aap se seekhe…!


12

# Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Agar kabhi aapko mere SMS Receive na hon,
To tum pareshan mat hona,

Kyon k....




Main SMS ki Factory nahi kholi,
Mujhe aur bhi Kaam hoty hain.






2

#


Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,

Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.

Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,

Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..




3

#

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Aye mere "ALLAH" her Kanjoos Makhi Choos dost ko SMS Receive kerne k sath sath
Send krne ki b Tofeq ataa farma.

AMEEN






4

# Yaad dil se kam hony nahi dete,

Acha dost hum khony nahi dete,

Har roz sms kya karen warna,

Mobile bhi cheen lete hain,

Or Ronay bhi nahi dete.




5

# OYEEE"


SMS Bhej
Warna
Teri.....?





Marzi. Mat bhej.




6

# Sari Missed Calls Or Msgs Ko:

Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Hue Ye Adalat Panel Code Dafa 302 K Tehet Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Karnay K Jurm Mein



"Memon" Qarar Deti Hai..!





7

# Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo.


8



(,")/
(! ! Oh hello
.!!.




Sun rahy ho k nai?


(',')
< ! !> Mujhe SMS
.!!.
KARO


9

# Ek Humhen Apki Judayi Maar gayi

Dusri Apki Larayi Maar gayi

Teesri ye Zalim Tenhayi Maar gayi

Ap Q nhi krte Humhen smS

Lagta hen Apko Mehngayi Maar gaye.



10

# Suno
Aj mere pass

Mobile hy

Charger Hy

SIM hy

Battery Hy


Tumhare pass kya hy?
Khali Inbox?
Agr nhi to
SMS he send kr do yaar.


11

# Aap Husn Walay ho

Hum Dil Walay Hain

Aap Daulat Walay Ho

Hum SMS karne Wale hain

OR

Aap Sirf Parh kr Save karne Wale ho.



12

Moon said to me: "If ur best friend hurts you and don't sends u sms then why dont you leave him."

I look up and reply:



"ABY O TAKLAY, TU APNE KAAM SE KAAM RAKH!"


13

Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati

Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy.


14

Rishta nibhana hume bhi seekha do zara,

Dil ke kone mein hume bhi jaga do zara,

Aap hume Yaad karte ho ya nahi?

Ek Sms kar ke bata do zara....


15

# Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!


16

# SMS krny k faidy:

Cell ko zang nhi lgta
.
Typng improv hogi
.
Jise kro wo khush
.
Contact bna rhe ga
.
Ap ko bhule ga nhi
.
Zinda hova to reply kre ga.


17

# Na jane log Q dartay hen

Kuch log to SMS bhi nhi kertay hen

Or kuch aise b hen ap jese is dunya men

Jo MISCALL dene k bad bhi balnce check karte hen.:-)

18

# Agar koi acha sa sms ho...
To
jaldi se
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Use paper pe likh k
Fold kar k
Almari men rakh k
lock laga den
Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.


19

YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE

But.....

The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce.....

SO dOn't distUrb Me



20

# Ager ho udas to gao ko gana

Ager lagti hai bhooK to khaao tum khana

Ager ho bimar to karo aik Sms rawana

Kiu ke

Aik Sms rozana, Rakhe tandurust aur Tawana...



21


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Agr
sms nahi kar skty to
mobile baich k ghubarey khareed lo.



22

# Mobile rakhne walon ki saza

Mis cal k liye jail

Msg k liye umar qaid

cal k liye phansi


Ap mat daro kanjoson ko zamanat par
riha kar dia jayega.






23

# Socho agar sMs recieve karne k paise lagte to kiya hota..?

Guess?

Guess?





Aaj tum sab meri waja se road par aa jaaty.

# Wqt kitna lgta hy
Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati
Wrna ek SMS krne mei Wqt kitna lgta hy.











# Pepsi,
Coca Cola,

Marinda,
Sprite,
7-Up,

Pakola,
Bubble Up,
Fanta,


In sab k DHAKKAN Jama kar k Teen Dabbay waly ko de dena.
SMS karne k liye kuch paise mil jaen gay.








# Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda


Dukho'n k Maarey

Pareshanio'n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte.
# (EHSAAS)
Aap ki Mohabbat ka.

(YAKEEN)
Aap ki Batoun ka.

(QADAR)
Aap kay Naam ki.

(FAKHAR)
Aap say Dosti ka.

(INTIZAR)
Aap kay SWEET SMS ka..!






Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko SMS kyu krte ho?

Tumhe kya milta hy


Me ne hanss kr kha, Dena Lena to karobar hy.


Jo de kr khuch na le Wohi pyar hy.



















# Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo.



# Sitam krny ki b hud hoti hai...

Kisi ko tang krny ki b hud hoti hai...

Sms bejhny ki koshish kia kro

Muft k sms parhny ki b hud hoti hai . . .









>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai










Qayamat tak yaad keren gay,
Aapki her baat per aitbaar kerengy,
Aapko SMS kerne ka nahi kehengy,
Par aapke SMS ka intazaar kerengy.






#


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<(CuP)>
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CoNgratulation
Award of Best SMS Sender 2009
ye mje dia gya he

"Apko Nhi Smjy".





# *sMs rates*
1997 Rs 6
1999 Rs 5
2001 Rs 4
2003 Rs 3
2005 Rs 2
2007 Rs 1
2008 Rs 0.5
2009 Free

Aap sms kab kro gy?
Jab sms karnay se Paisay milengay???







# Muhabat Karo ibadat k sath
Piyar karo Schai k sath

Dosti Katro Dianat k sath,
Sms Parh lia chalo ab Reply karo Sharafat k sath.








# Aapka SMS aayega to hum ROTI khaen gay.

Sachi.

Warna..

Ghussay main Aalu k Parathay
Or
Chicken Pulao
k Baad Ice Cream kha k
Pepsi p k
Din Guzaar lengay.

Magar Roti nahi khaengay.











# Inbox kholo
Tring Tring
Inbox kholo

Aap k liye dil bheja hy..


.,+""-.,*,.-""+.,
# _I MI$$_ #
* _you_ *
"-.,*,.-"



SMS Send kro wrna Dil wapas kardo.







# Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara,
Jaany kyu nhi aata hai SMS tumhara,.
Bhool gaye Number ya Naam hamara,
Ya koi mil gya HUM se bhi pyara?












# Is sy phely k raat ho jae.
Q na ek mulakat ho jae,
Aap ek sms kar do,
Jis sy shor b na ho baat b ho jaye.

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo.



Sitam krny ki b hud hoti hai...

Kisi ko tang krny ki b hud hoti hai...

Sms bejhny ki koshish kia kro

Muft k sms parhny ki b hud hoti hai . .








Tring Tring
Inbox kholo

Aap k liye dil bheja hy..

.,+""-.,*,.-""+.,
#  _I MI$$_    #
 *   _you_   *
   "-.,*,.-"

SMS Send kro wrna Dil wapas kardo.









Aapka SMS aayega to hum ROTI khaen gay.

Sachi.

Warna..

Ghussay main Aalu k Parathay
Or
Chicken Pulao
k Baad Ice Cream kha k
Pepsi p k
Din Guzaar lengay.

Magar Roti nahi khaengay.










Muhabat Karo ibadat k sath
Piyar karo Schai k sath

Dosti Katro Dianat k sath,
Sms Parh lia chalo ab Reply karo Sharafat k sath.