Agar kabhi aapko mere SMS Receive na hon,
To tum pareshan mat hona,

Kyon k....




Main SMS ki Factory nahi kholi,
Mujhe aur bhi Kaam hoty hain.






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Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,

Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.

Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,

Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..




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Aye mere "ALLAH" her Kanjoos Makhi Choos dost ko SMS Receive kerne k sath sath
Send krne ki b Tofeq ataa farma.

AMEEN






4

# Yaad dil se kam hony nahi dete,

Acha dost hum khony nahi dete,

Har roz sms kya karen warna,

Mobile bhi cheen lete hain,

Or Ronay bhi nahi dete.




5

# OYEEE"


SMS Bhej
Warna
Teri.....?





Marzi. Mat bhej.




6

# Sari Missed Calls Or Msgs Ko:

Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Hue Ye Adalat Panel Code Dafa 302 K Tehet Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Karnay K Jurm Mein



"Memon" Qarar Deti Hai..!





7

# Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo.


8



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(! ! Oh hello
.!!.




Sun rahy ho k nai?


(',')
< ! !> Mujhe SMS
.!!.
KARO


9

# Ek Humhen Apki Judayi Maar gayi

Dusri Apki Larayi Maar gayi

Teesri ye Zalim Tenhayi Maar gayi

Ap Q nhi krte Humhen smS

Lagta hen Apko Mehngayi Maar gaye.



10

# Suno
Aj mere pass

Mobile hy

Charger Hy

SIM hy

Battery Hy


Tumhare pass kya hy?
Khali Inbox?
Agr nhi to
SMS he send kr do yaar.


11

# Aap Husn Walay ho

Hum Dil Walay Hain

Aap Daulat Walay Ho

Hum SMS karne Wale hain

OR

Aap Sirf Parh kr Save karne Wale ho.



12

Moon said to me: "If ur best friend hurts you and don't sends u sms then why dont you leave him."

I look up and reply:



"ABY O TAKLAY, TU APNE KAAM SE KAAM RAKH!"


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Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati

Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy.


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Rishta nibhana hume bhi seekha do zara,

Dil ke kone mein hume bhi jaga do zara,

Aap hume Yaad karte ho ya nahi?

Ek Sms kar ke bata do zara....


15

# Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!


16

# SMS krny k faidy:

Cell ko zang nhi lgta
.
Typng improv hogi
.
Jise kro wo khush
.
Contact bna rhe ga
.
Ap ko bhule ga nhi
.
Zinda hova to reply kre ga.


17

# Na jane log Q dartay hen

Kuch log to SMS bhi nhi kertay hen

Or kuch aise b hen ap jese is dunya men

Jo MISCALL dene k bad bhi balnce check karte hen.:-)

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# Agar koi acha sa sms ho...
To
jaldi se
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Use paper pe likh k
Fold kar k
Almari men rakh k
lock laga den
Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.


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YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE

But.....

The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce.....

SO dOn't distUrb Me



20

# Ager ho udas to gao ko gana

Ager lagti hai bhooK to khaao tum khana

Ager ho bimar to karo aik Sms rawana

Kiu ke

Aik Sms rozana, Rakhe tandurust aur Tawana...



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Agr
sms nahi kar skty to
mobile baich k ghubarey khareed lo.



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# Mobile rakhne walon ki saza

Mis cal k liye jail

Msg k liye umar qaid

cal k liye phansi


Ap mat daro kanjoson ko zamanat par
riha kar dia jayega.






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# Socho agar sMs recieve karne k paise lagte to kiya hota..?

Guess?

Guess?





Aaj tum sab meri waja se road par aa jaaty.