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# 4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

2

# Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,

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NO SPACE
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No SPACE


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#


Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!


4

New prices 4 student in KFC

Pizzza Rs/=20

Chicken Rs/=10

Burger Rs/= 5

Lakin aap phir b nhi kha sakty q k aap k pas tu sms k liye b paise nhi hoty.


5

Is matlb ki dyna mai kun kisi ka hota hai

Sms b wohi karta hai jis ka pakage free hota hai

Per ye bat b such hai yaro

Kanjuso k liye tu free b mehnga hota hai.


6

# D E K H O

S O C H O

G H O R R

K A R O

O R

Y A A D K A R O


L a s t S M S K a b K y a T h a!
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Khud he Sharam se Doob maro gay.


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Is k pait pe bandhi jacket dekh rahy ho

shrafat se sms bhejo nhi tu ye khudkush

hamla awar tumhary mobile ko dhamake se

ura dega.


8

Rooth gaye hamare sub chahney wale

Rooth gaye hamy sub manany wale

Ab tu mobile b hum se pochta hai

K kahan chup gaye tujhko wo har roz SMS karne wale!


9

Send me msg on these time

Morning: 6AM to 12PM

Noon: 12PM to 4PM

Evening: 4PM to 8PM

Night: 8PM to 6AM

Baki time tang mat karna parhna hota hai.

10

# 2 rishto se chalti hai zindagi
1 kushi or 1 ghum
2 logon se mehekti hai dosti
1 aap or 1 hum

Dekhna aur gehri hogi ye dosti
Agar sms karte rahe
10 aap or 1 hum.

11

# Marny Per Humain Janet Mily Ya na Mily,
Yeh Hawa Ye Fiza Mily Ya Na Mily.
SMS kerny Main KAnjosi Na Ker Mere Dost,
Ooper Ja Ker Network Mily YA na Mily..!


12

# Jan le Ker Hum Jaan Diya Nahi Kerty
Hum bn Kisi K pechy Jaia Nahi Kerty
Muhabet HE to Khud a Ker Izhar Ker
SMS le Ker Hum SMS Kiya Nahi Kert..!


13

# Qayamat tak yaad keren gay,
Aapki her baat per aitbaar kerengy,
Aapko SMS kerne ka nahi kehengy,
Par aapke SMS ka intazaar kerengy.


14

# Saray gawahon ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay huye,
Ye adaalat dafa 420 k tehat msg parhny waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm main,

Kanjus qarar deti hai.


15

Is had tak hame sataya mat karo!

Jaan bhooj kar bhool jaya mat karo!

Jab hum ek sms kr diya karen!

Phir apne sms ka intezar karwaya mat karo.


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Agar main aapko SMS bhejta hon to iska ye matlab nahi hai k
Aap bhi mujhe SMS bhejen.
Aap mujhe
Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruits, Pizza, Cards, Perfume
Bhi bhej sakte hian.


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MAin SubhA sE yAhAn Bethe kisi BuS yA TrAiN ka nahi BaLkE aAP K sMs kA IntEzAr kAr rahe hon.



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KEY PAD

1.,' 2ABC 3DEF

4GHI 5JKL 6MNO

7PQRS 8TUV 9WXYZ

*+ 0 #

Ye lo keypad bheja hai
Mobile khud khred lo
or phir
Muje SMS kro


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# NEW SMS LAW:

National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7, according to which changing or altering a SMS msg B4 forwarding it is illegal
Ministry SMS msgs
Preserve SMS act 7.


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# 1 stone is enough, to break a glass

1 sentence is enough, to break a heart

1 second is enough, to fall in love

1 sms is enough, to keep in touch.